Curul meu arată prea tocilar pentru a se fute. Te rog, lasă-mă să sară pe pula ta tare, dragă!

I was having a coffee with my friend and she told me I look really f*cking nerdy

What do you think? Do I look so nerdy? Because I'm wearing this Itachi t-shirt?

It's your favorite character from Naruto, right?

Yeah

What are you doing, babe?